A Marshall of Rock congratulations goes out to Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed for finally getting married today. In just over two hours from the time of this posting it will go down at The Beverly Hills Hotel, and the man who has lived a lifetime bachelor party will settle finally down? Maybe. Not if fabricated drama for the “Gene Simmons Family Jewels” kicks in.  I don’t know where Gene and Shannon had their wedding registry, but AshleyMadison.com has a wedding gift for Gene. 

Adult website AshleyMadison.com, where married adults can meet and cheat discreetly, has gifted Kiss bassist and legendary ladies’ man Gene one million credits to use on the site. RadarOnline has reported that the credits were sent to Simmons with a card from site founder Noel Biderman. With this massive amount of credits, Simmons would be free to pursue an unlimited amount of discreet affairs for the rest of his life via this “alternative” social networking site.

Biderman’s card included the following note: “Your decades spent as in international playboy inspired not only me, but millions of horny men around the world. As you and your bride enter the sacred oath of matrimony this weekend, we wanted to provide you the best gift we could think of.” Shannon must be so happy about this…AshleyMadison.com can only hope this is mentioned on the upcoming season of “Gene Simmons Family Jewels” which kicks off this Tuesday (October 4) on A&E. BTW, there is a “Family Jewels” marathon running on A&E today.